Wednesday, November 19, 2008

You Read It Here.

  Hitler only had one testicle.  It will be clearer why this matters when a unifying theory of Quantum Mechanics is developed.

  Actually, this is yet another example of why you need an accurate zero on your rifle.  The other testicle was shot off at the Somme by a lackadasical marksman.

  Of course, it's possible that Hitler was the lesser of two evils and the much worse future German leader was killed dead as Cooter Brown in WWI.  Instead of leading the Reich into genocidal, Jew-hating, world conquering mania they would have been Mozart-loving cannibals.  EAT the French.  EAT the Jews.  EAT the Russians.  EAT the English.  Who knows?

  In either case, know your zeros and be able to read a little wind.  Have a good rifle or two on hand.  Buy plenty of ammo.

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