Be it here acknowledged and resolved that a State of War exists in the Butler Creek watershed between Homo Sapiens (Humans) and the Procyon lotor (Raccoon) inhabiting this area. This document formally announces combat operations commencing North of Butler Creek, West of Dean Church Road and East of 13 Club Lake. This area is to be considered a free fire zone and any and all hostiles shall be immediately engaged with lethal force without further announcement or warning.
Update: This is Part I of the Coon War.
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