Coming out of the gunshow parking lot my outside temp meter said 109 a few minutes ago. Feels like standing on the edge of a blast furnace.
Texas malls are famous for being cooled down to about 62. When you walk out into the baked shimmering heat of the parking lot for about 15 seconds you have a fairly pleasant sensation of being immune to the heat- like an ice cube in a campfire. Kind of a Texas parking lot heat mallgasm. Doesn't last quite as long as a real gasm and you better not let it put you to sleep either. You'll die of heatstroke.