Daley helpfully speaks up. When they said "Chimp" and "President" I thought they were talking about Bushy McChimpyhitler. AG Holder says we're all cowards anyway.
Real men would have tazed him or done a little boxing. Why didn't they get a protective order instead?
For someone armed with only a butcher knife, she sure wanted someone with a gun to shoot that distressed chimp.
I blame Chimpy McBushitler.
Moral: If you are going to have a chimp, don't just have a chimp and a knife. Have a chimp and a knife and a gun.
Update: WWTD?
Update II: Heckfire! I completely forgot about Curious George. Important not to make fun of the President.
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I can't believe you have misumderstood this compassionate report of a tragedy! A gentle woodland creature was SHOT TO DEATH!
Well, you know how I feel about monkeys. Never been a fan.
And I am still laughing my ass off at this post!
Hey monkey, tear off 15 of these!
Anything that horribly disfigures a woman,tears off the side mirror of my car and then opens the door to get at me had better be wearing some level 4 kevlar, a freaking ballistic helmet and earplugs cause I'm gonna light it up like a cheap cigar!
I read that it had been given a tranquilizer before it went beserk. I say "who cares?". I dont care if it messed up doing the Sunday Times crossword puzzle it needed to go bye bye.
Welcome to the brave new world, Robert....
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