Sunday, October 11, 2009

10 Reasons I deserve the Nobel Prize for Deer Hunting.

1. I'm green.

2. Recycling by reloading ammo.

3. Harvest is organic free-range meat.

4. Traditional activity yet adapting modern technology.

5. Negative carbon footprint saves chickens, cows, fish.

6. Expresses inner apex predator without civil confrontations.

7. Using a Norwegian-designed Krag to suck up to Nobel Committee.

8. I'm not George Bush.

9.

7 comments:

Borepatch said...

8. You're not George W. Bush.

;-)

d smith kaich jones said...

You have to suck up to Swedes for everything but the Peace Prize. But no matter, you cannot win. Obviously the doing of something is a point taker-awayer.

Robert Langham said...

Borepatch, you're a GENIUS! Straight to the list!

Anonymous said...

one less creature emitting green house gasses.

Anonymous said...

or Dick Cheyne ...

Secesh said...

No. 8 alone seems to be the winning ticket. I hope they have enough prizes for all of us.

Keith said...

Hey, I made a comment on Gun Nuts tonight that you responded to, but my computer was acting funky. I said "Jay has balls", and the second part was intended to be "yeah, it takes nerve to even mention a carcano in a discussion of top rifles"