How long must your people suffer, oh Lord? How long? The Okies are going to be packing iron in the sunlight and we have to skulk around like.....tab-drinking yankees? The descendants of San Jacinto can't wear their pistols and go armed to the terror of the public like God intended? Where's Leo Berman? Where's Rick Perry? No more wrapping my roscoe in swaddling clothes and scuffling about like a miser hiding his wallet. Let's go TSRA! I want a real tie-downgunbelt with 10 lbs of cartidges in loops around the outside!
I'd buy a LeMat, just to strap it on and go have coffee!