In a wide-ranging interview with Chris Matthews of Fox News President Obama came clean about many aspects of the Presidency, his personal life and politics. Obama admitted the stimulus was "a complete cynical waste," Biden "a useless fool," says his family "made a big deal about me being born in Kenya" says presidency "not like community organizing" Calls modern Democrats "thieves and liars," and Pelosi "just plain weird" and talks about Chicago Machine forcing him to give up drugs and women in order to run for office. "I had a hot blonde girlfriend in college," the President says, "and we made a lot of money selling coke to the undergrads. They made me give it all up, I met Michelle and the rest is history."
The interview will will be aired before the NCAA Final Four Championship games this weekend on Fox News.
Yes, it's April 1st.