Lost Car Keys.

  The Redhead has two sets of keys and can't find both of them at any given time.  I understand.

  I just can't figure out why they can't invent a space jet ski and go get things like this.

  They ought to keep at least one redneck on the International Space Station at all times to keep stuff like this working.  Any industrial-grade redneck could grease and loosen a joint without losing his shop tools into low Earth orbit.