Sunday, October 11, 2009

10 Reasons I deserve the Nobel Prize for Deer Hunting.

1. I'm green.

2. Recycling by reloading ammo.

3. Harvest is organic free-range meat.

4. Traditional activity yet adapting modern technology.

5. Negative carbon footprint saves chickens, cows, fish.

6. Expresses inner apex predator without civil confrontations.

7. Using a Norwegian-designed Krag to suck up to Nobel Committee.

8. I'm not George Bush.

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7 comments:

  1. BorepatchOctober 11, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    8. You're not George W. Bush.

    ;-)

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  2. d smith kaich jonesOctober 11, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    You have to suck up to Swedes for everything but the Peace Prize. But no matter, you cannot win. Obviously the doing of something is a point taker-awayer.

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  3. Robert LanghamOctober 11, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Borepatch, you're a GENIUS! Straight to the list!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 12, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    one less creature emitting green house gasses.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 12, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    or Dick Cheyne ...

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  6. SeceshOctober 13, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    No. 8 alone seems to be the winning ticket. I hope they have enough prizes for all of us.

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  7. KeithOctober 13, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    Hey, I made a comment on Gun Nuts tonight that you responded to, but my computer was acting funky. I said "Jay has balls", and the second part was intended to be "yeah, it takes nerve to even mention a carcano in a discussion of top rifles"

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