These are some very impressive turkeys, though I don't exactly know what they think they are going to do if they catch you. I'd think the secret is to stand tall and spread your arms to appear as big as possible. Wouldn't hurt to hiss back. If you run, you're going to be chased.
And of course, don't go into the tall grass.
Turkeys don't eat Hindus, they are considered sacred.
ReplyDeleteI did see a tom kick a local PA cop's butt one spring. It took an ASP before the turkey retreated.
Wouldn't you love to see the asp/turkey beatdown!
ReplyDeletehehehe- That'd have been Turkey dinner in my neck of the woods...
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