Close to the lake drive a Redtail crossed the windshield the other day, dropped into waist-deep briar and came pumping out with a mouse. Very impressive targeting and a nice piece of aviation. He glared at me from a pine limb while I watched with 10X binocs, then decided to dine in private. Good looking adult bird. Probably a male. Smallish. Hens are bigger.
According to my calculations I have enough pizza left to kill 12 nautical tons of mice.
Racking them up. If I had been skinning them out I would have enough for a jacket. I must report that dead mice have very odd expressions on their faces. Reminds one of dead mimes. Giving them quick Christian funeral services, then cremation. Hope they are all Mouse Methodists or something close.
Hmmm. 125 Copperhead Snakes per acre. Snakes eat mice. Traps baited with pizza kill mice.
ReplyDeleteCould it logically follow that Pizza kills copperheads too?
You are going to need a bigger pizza!
ReplyDeleteDear God. I need bigger, better boots. Cute ones, though.
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